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C. Elliott Richards
6.03.2011
things that bug
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- when you put a tip in the tip jar at the exact moment the cashier has looked away.
- people who laugh at all at their own jokes, forcing you to do several courtesy laughs during the conversation.
- not knowing what to call the waiter/waitress when you need to get their attention.
- that my kids think they have it so hard.
- that a bruise somehow ruins the entire apple.
- sandwiches that are too big to fit your mouth around.
- when people have a perpetually annoyed look on their face.
- spilling gasoline on yourself when you take the nozzle out of your car.
- when people pump their bass so loud you wonder if they can even hear anything resembling a song.
- when you let someone in while driving and they don't give a wave or a smile, then proceed to make a green light that you don't make it through.
- how disgusting mayonnaise is.
- when your dentist tries to talk to you while he has his hand in your mouth.
- that the back of my shampoo says 'this finished product not tested on animals'. 'finished' product?
- having 200 fonts to choose from.
- that i have to keep certain cereals in my car so i won't eat the whole box.
- the fact that i ALWAYS choose the wrong line at Costco.
- a drawer full of keys, none of which you can throw away because you have no idea what they go to.
- when the younger version of a person in a movie looks nothing like the older version.
- food companies that use (waste) tons of packaging in order to make it appear that there is three times the amount of food in there than there actually is.
- people who talk about themselves during the entire conversation.
- people who think that chronic depression is something you can 'snap out of'.
- dvds that don't let you just skip to the menu so you're forced to fast-forward through 10 stupid previews.
- that i am in the bathroom right now because my kids are driving me crazy and we don't have locks on any other doors.
- the fact that i notice everything and consequently get annoyed all the time.
(this list was inspired by this book i bought a few weeks ago.)
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i want to know yours... let's see if any of you will actually (GASP) leave a comment. (i PROMISE nothing terrible will happen to you if you do.) xo